Bejeweled Blitz, the Scourge of Productivity

  • Thomas Edison didn’t finish inventing the electric car because of the speed doublers he kept getting.
  • Alexander the Great stopped conquering in Afghanistan because he was able to chain two hypercubes.
  • Sir Edmund Hillary stopped climbing Everest because ‘Bejewelled was there’.
  • Paul stopped writing epistles due to an awesome chain combination.
  • I stopped working on this list…

What other things have been pushed to the wayside due to the addictiveness of this game?

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